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Long, but great joke

Long, but great joke worth to be among the best jokes 2013 A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. - So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself? - Yes. - Me too? - Of course. - And how much do you think I would cost? - 500 francs. - What?! Only 500 francs?! - Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.

From life in marriage

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From life in marriage A wife to her husband: - Honey, what are you doing? - I'm reading our marriage certificate. - What for? - I'm looking for the expiry date...